weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

cuntakinte:

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

killian-me-softly-jones:

Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers

q2qcomics:

Q2Q Comics #71: I’m Not Sick

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

image

(Source: sorry)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

kidsarecruel:

nappyedges:

queennubian:

image

Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

(Source: the-dark-side-of-the-room)

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(Source: assgod)

(Source: evarren)

(Source: themaddestdog)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone)

q2qcomics:

Q2Q Comics #70: Don’t Drop It